Posts tagged iron man

dogpool:

I’m using the term “races” lightly, so shhhh.  I’ll give 1 superhero/villain example per race.

Humans-

Radiated Humans-

Cyborg: A person whose physical abilities become superhuman by mechanical elements built into the body.

Inhumans: The Kree, an alien race, experimented on the then-primitive humans creating the genetically advanced Inhuman race.

Extraterrestrials: Being from outer space.

Mutants: An organism (usually otherwise human) who possesses a genetic trait called an X-gene that allows the mutant to naturally develop superhuman powers and abilities.

Gods: A deity is a being, natural, supernatural or preternatural, with superhuman powers or qualities, and who may be thought of as holy, divine, or sacred.

Magicians: A person with magical powers.

Demons: A supernatural, often malevolent being prevalent in religion, occultism, literature, and folklore.

Robots: A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically.

Vampires: Beings who subsist by feeding on the life essence of living creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person/being.

Atlanteans- A mammalian species, but with some fish-like characteristics.

—HYBRIDS—

Radiated Human/Magician-

Mutant/Cyborg-

Vampire/Human-

Mutant/Demon-

Alien/Human-

Demigods: A being with partial or lesser divine status, such as a minor deity, the offspring of a god and a mortal, or a mortal raised to divine rank.

Atlantean/Human-

Yeah I probably missed a few…

-Dogpool

dogpool:

If I was suddenly granted powers, I would not go outside and use them until I had the coolest name possible.

My Answer:

If I was feeling really lazy, I would probably just wear one of my superhero shirts and call myself something like Superboy…or Super Steve…

Or maybe I would just wear plain clothes like Luke Cage and call myself Steve…or Steven.

OR!!! I could be a cute superhero and wear something adorable similar to Squirrel Girl and call myself the Tasmanian Devil :O

F#ck it, that’s too dangerous. I’d wear a mask to protect the ones I love.  I’d need a mysterious name…Enigma?

Hmm, or maybe I’d embrace my hispanic side and call myself El Mariachi.

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Nah I’d probably just wear whatever the f#ck I want and change my superhero name 3 times a day.

What would your name be?

-Dogpool

So today I had to go get my certificate of residency for college.  I had my step-dad drive me to go get it since I have no car. 

So he drove me to the Department of Finance and ripped the most horrible ass right before we left the car.  I didn’t mention it since I only had to deal with it for like 3 seconds before I got out.

Anyways, we go in and I get my shit done and leave after about 40 minutes.  Then we go back in the car and I’m smacked in the face with that same fart that was just trapped in there for nearly an hour.  It smelled about 10 times worst.

My step-dad and I lasted about 12 seconds before we began violently choking…he opened the windows, apologized, and then drove home silently.  Super awkward.

-Dogpool

dogpool:

would suck the biggest donkey weiners. 

The way it is now: Celebrities > Us

The way it would be: Superpeople > Celebrities > Us

We would be NOTHING.  Just little nameless ants.  The lot of us would suffer an inferiority complex.  That would be the least of our worries.

Let us think about how human these heroes are.  Yes they have powers, but they are still susceptible to greed, pride, envy, etc.  They make mistakes too.  Only when we make a mistake, we either hurt ourselves, hurt others, or go to jail.  When they make mistakes, they can kill hundreds, destroy millions of dollars in property, and in some cases, destroy the world we live in.  So much power in an imperfect being is asking for trouble.

Now, let us imagine what would happen if these superheroes decide that the government is misguided.  I mean, a lot of them work outside the law as it is.  What happens when they think “You know, we could run this country the right way.”  How long would it take before we were under their righteous rule and how long would it take for us inferiors to lose our voice, more so than it is lost today?

Let’s look at Newton’s 3rd Law!  “With every superhero comes an equal and opposite supervillain.” Imagine the chaos and constant danger we would be exposed to.  And what would we be able to do about it?  NOTHING.  Nothing but watch.

All of these things are terrible.  But the most destructive outcome would be that we would eventually become dependant on them.  What would be left for us to do?  What challenges would we face and conquer?  We would be best fit to live in a world rid of superheroes where we cause our own problems and solve our own problems.

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-Dogpool