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I wrote and I wrote and I wrote and you guys didn’t read it and I cried and I’m still crying and I’m just a dog and I write things but you guys don’t read it and I’m a dog and I run a blog and I lick things and I write and OH SHIT IS DAT A BONE—

-DP

I don’t read much at all.  Just comic books.  I wish I could motivate myself enough to read some novels.  The last one I read was Stephen King’s Insomnia.

Anyways, I find reading to be a necessary step towards wisdom.  You see, we gain wisdom through experience.  If I were to die without reading any books my entire life, then I would have some wisdom through the experiences that I had.  Since I cannot experience all things, there is a limit to how much wisdom I can gain through my own life. I would probably have more wisdom than kids and young adults. 

Now take a man who has been reading his entire life.  his wisdom would be leaking out of his ears.  Through his books, he has met thousands of people, he has been to hundreds of places and has done countless things from traveling to outer space to casting spells with a wand.  He has seen hundreds die, has laughed with all types of people, and has learned many lessons that I have not.  He would die the wiser man.

Books are neat.

-Dogpool

dogpool:

So I’ve been working stock at Tommy Hilfiger for about a month now and I’ve seen some weird shit, but nothing tops what I saw last week.

I was folding clothes in the back and trying to avoid the cameras every time I txted (I feel like Snake from Metal Gear sometimes) when I heard some commotion in the front of the store.

My curiosity drove me to jog up to the front where I saw a naked Dr. Bruce Banner.  At least he had a shopping bag covering his Hulk Jr. 

Everyone was yelling at him and shit; they clearly didn’t know who he was.  So I gave some people some “shut the fuck up”s and brought him to a changing room.  I got his jean size, and began writing a note that read:

Hey Bruce,

I’m not gonna bother telling you my name since you probably wont even remember it.  I just wanted to tell you that you’ve had a huge impact on my life.  I get so angry sometimes.  I “smash” stuff as well.  I want to try to learn how to control my anger like you usually do; God knows I would have destroyed half of New York if I had your problem.  

Anyways, just wanted to say thanks and that you make me feel not-so-crazy. 

-The guy from Tommy Hilfiger

It was a lazy note.  I only had a few moments to write it.  I wrote in huge letters for whatever reason, so I needed two pieces of paper.  Since I couldn’t find a stapler, I settled with a paper clip and clipped it to the inside of his pants.  Then I handed it over and waited.

Two seconds later I was propelled 20 feet away, luckily landing on some shirts.  I heard a HUGE roar.  It was the fucking Hulk.  I think I pooped a little. 

He ended up destroying half the store and then leaped away.  I went back to the fitting room to see what could have possibly gone wrong.  On the floor was a bloody paper clip and my note…maybe I should have clipped it to the outside of the pants.  I snatched that shit before the police came and walked out of the store (Through a hole made by Hulk).

I really wish he read my letter.

-Dogpool

So I’ve been working stock at Tommy Hilfiger for about a month now and I’ve seen some weird shit, but nothing tops what I saw last week.

I was folding clothes in the back and trying to avoid the cameras every time I txted (I feel like Snake from Metal Gear sometimes) when I heard some commotion in the front of the store.

My curiosity drove me to jog up to the front where I saw a naked Dr. Bruce Banner.  At least he had a shopping bag covering his Hulk Jr. 

Everyone was yelling at him and shit; they clearly didn’t know who he was.  So I gave some people some “shut the fuck up”s and brought him to a changing room.  I got his jean size, and began writing a note that read:

Hey Bruce,

I’m not gonna bother telling you my name since you probably wont even remember it.  I just wanted to tell you that you’ve had a huge impact on my life.  I get so angry sometimes.  I “smash” stuff as well.  I want to try to learn how to control my anger like you usually do; God knows I would have destroyed half of New York if I had your problem.  

Anyways, just wanted to say thanks and that you make me feel not-so-crazy. 

-The guy from Tommy Hilfiger

It was a lazy note.  I only had a few moments to write it.  I wrote in huge letters for whatever reason, so I needed two pieces of paper.  Since I couldn’t find a stapler, I settled with a paper clip and clipped it to the inside of his pants.  Then I handed it over and waited.

Two seconds later I was propelled 20 feet away, luckily landing on some shirts.  I heard a HUGE roar.  It was the fucking Hulk.  I think I pooped a little. 

He ended up destroying half the store and then leaped away.  I went back to the fitting room to see what could have possibly gone wrong.  On the floor was a bloody paper clip and my note…maybe I should have clipped it to the outside of the pants.  I snatched that shit before the police came and walked out of the store (Through a hole made by Hulk).

I really wish he read my letter.

-Dogpool

nerdy-pervy-chef:

dogpool:

nerdy-pervy-chef replied to your post: So many feelings yesterday…

What’s going on bro?

Meh, just being a little boy Nerdy. :3

Hope everything’s goin’ ok.

Things are ok, could be better but I gotta keep going! I just got home from getting more stuff for my contest. It made my day since I am sure MANY people will be happy to see what I got thus far.

Excitinggggggggggg. ^.^

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I’m exhausted. Idk how to get my mind off of shit.

Help me?

-DP

LOL.

Hahahhahahahahahahhahahaha.

Hohohohoh.

Come back :/

-Dogpool

I’m upset :/

-Dogpool Sr.

Getting my dog tomorrow ^.^…

Mom wants to name him Bobby.

My brother wants to name him Spot.

My step-dad wants to name him Bob.

My little sister wants to name him Friday…

but w.e slave name they choose for him, I’ll train him to be Dogpool in secret.

Baahahahahahahhahahahahahah

-Dogpool Sr.