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Pretty good writing musix.
I haven’t met the surface yet,
I don’t think I ever will,
But I know I have to try,
At least I think I do.
I have been at it for so long,
My arms and legs are tired,
I can’t hold my breath much longer,
Why am I even trying?
I wait a moment,
Let go of my body,
And begin to violently choke.
I open my eyes,
Let them burn,
And hold my breath again.
A smile grows on my face,
As I begin to think of her.
She meant so much to me,
I guess she’ll never know.
My smile fades away,
As I begin to fade away,
The sea is eager to take me,
I let my lungs fill,
And close my eyes.
With no last words,
And no goodbyes.
Ok so I had a dream where I lived in an apartment full of girls. My girlfriend’s apartment was a few houses away. So I walked over because I wanted to go to the super market with her. So I asked her and she said sure. Then she hopped on her horse.
So I walked all the way back to my home and looked for my horse but I couldn’t find it. I tried searching everyone’s backyards and ran into a horse that looked like mine only it had a second head…a fucking camel head. It was a camelhorse. And next to him was another horse only it was very tiny with a giant ugly mouth. And hovering above both of them was a giant lizard with a gross fish head. I ran the fuck away. Then I remembered I sold the horse, and I woke up.
Alone I sit in this shitty house
No friends or nothing but this shitting mouse
I blow chunks of leftover meat
Then watch the mouse and beat my meat
I gaze up at the ceiling
While spewing bucket loads of semen
A glob of cum drips into my mouth
And the rest falls apon the mouse
The mouse now trying to dodge my slime
Gets splashed with my juice every time
I seeThe mouse now gasping for air
But my continuos stream shows how much I care
I give my slimy meat one last beat
And from my wang flows a river of skeet
The mouse now buried under a grave of spew
Now there’s only one thing left to do
…get a job
What the fuck is this? Like what the fuck. Fuck.
I kinda wanna gouge my eyes out.
Writing one about the sea.
An anon kindly asked me to give some info on a few of DC’s greatest assassins because of the 8 assassins that will be one of the focuses of the upcoming Batman game, Arkham Origins.
Deathstroke has already been confirmed as one of the assassins hired by the Black Mask to eliminate Bats.
Here are some of the possibilities (keep in mind that Arkham Origins will be a prequel to the other two games so anything goes):
So Lady Shiva is a martial arts grandmaster who specializes in taking down opponents with her bare hands. Her origins revolve around her and her mission to track down and kill her sister’s murderer. She eventually becomes a master assassin.
Merlyn is Green Arrow’s arch-nemesis. He has all the skills that his green counterpart does, only he’s EVILLLLLL. Merlyn’s second encounter with the Green Lantern was actually during Merlyn’s attempt to assassinate Batman. So it’d make a lot of sense if he was trying to kill the Bats in the upcoming game.
He’s a highly trained assassin who helped train a young Bruce Wayne in different forms of combat. He wanted to create the perfect assassin by training children and stuff. He failed miserably so he decided to raise and train his own child. So he banged Lady Shiva and made Cassandra Cain aka Batgirl aka Black Bat.
The Mad Dog:
One of David Cain’s earlier failures, the Mad Dog was basically just thrown away into the wild. He still retained the combat training he grew up with and is a very capable assassin.
An expert marksman. He’s usually a hired assassin and brags about never missing.
The Red Hood:
This was the Joker’s alias before he fell into the vat of chemicals and became the Joker. He was a minor crime boss kinda guy but it’d be cool if he was one of the assassins. It could somehow lead into the other games once Batman corners him and accidentally leads him to fall into the chemicals.
Vandal Savage is an immortal man whose origins date back to 50,000 B.C. He’s an expert martial artist and genius and a dick.
He is a frustrated athlete who turns to crime…so he uses his sporty skills to uhh his advantage…
Black Spider can be implemented in the video game with a twist. He is a double agent who pretends to help out Black Mask by fucking up a ball in Wayne’s Manor. His real goal is to kill Black Mask, but is stopped by the Batman. This incident cuts up Black Spider’s face which ends up looking like a web, so that’s the origin of his name. He becomes a baddy and hates Batman. So like, he can be one of the first assassins and then once his plan fails to kill Black Mask, he can return to kill the Batman at another point of the game. Idk, just an idea.
I’m done, I’m fucking tired.
Hope at least one of these are used Anon.
I wrote and I wrote and I wrote and you guys didn’t read it and I cried and I’m still crying and I’m just a dog and I write things but you guys don’t read it and I’m a dog and I run a blog and I lick things and I write and OH SHIT IS DAT A BONE—
So, this is my realistic take on how this fight would go…
So let’s say these two have never met. And they’re in a junkyard because whatever. And before yall tell me this is an easy fight in which Wolverine would come out victorious, lemme give you some facts about Slade. First off, he has a healing factor similar to Wolverine’s, only it is a lot weaker. He can’t regenerate limbs or other body parts (hence why he’s still missing an eye). Secondly, he can use 90% of his brain, making him a genius in and out of combat. Thirdly, he has enhanced strength, speed, stamina, dick size, and agility.
To make you guys aware of how crazy this dude is, it once took a combined effort from Batman, Nightwing, and Tim Drake to take him down. So shut the fuck up about Wolverine owning him because you don’t know shitcockdickpenis.
—Let’s Begin…for reals—
So Deathstroke would definitely use his ranged weaponry to his advantage. Wolverine has mastered the use of guns as well, but rarely carries any with him. He prefers to use his signature adamantium laced claws.
So after a few successful shots from his rifle, Deathstroke would become aware of Wolverine’s regeneration factor.
Wolverine doesn’t usually need to dodge bullets very often. Similar to Deadpool, Wolverine is more likely to run into bullets than away from them because fuck it.
Every shot hurts and slows Wolverine down. They also make him angrier. Wolverine’s feral nature works to his advantage about 50% of the time. If he’s fighting another brute, it is beneficial. if he’s fighting a tactician, it’ll bite him in the arse. Unfortunately, Wolverine is fighting head-to-head with the former.
Despite his frustration, Wolverine would have enough sense in him to find cover behind a dumpster. He’d know by now that Deathstroke is no ordinary marksman.
Instead of risking having Wolverine completely heal from his wounds, Deathstroke would drop his weapons and charge with his sword in hand. After all, he’s just as effective in hand-to-hand combat as he is with a gun.
Wolverine would hear Slade’s footsteps coming closer. There would be no sense in sneaking around since Wolverine has heightened senses, but Deathstroke would try anyways.
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WOLVERINE WOULD LEAP OVER THE DUMPSTER AND—
BANG BANG BANG
Deathstroke would quick draw his pistol and hit Wolverine 3 times. All 3 shots would be in the chest because he’s fucking nice with it. Wolverine wouldn’t flinch though and would land on Deathstroke with his 6 claws deep in Slade’s shoulders. He’d pull out (heh) and slice Slade two more times before a badly injured Deathstroke would manage to kick him off.
At this point, Wolverine would be completely healed from the rifle shots and begin to heal from the pistol shots. Oh, and he’d be really fucking angry. Deathstroke would be in serious pain and his regeneration would kick start. If you don’t know much about Deathstroke, he reaches insanity when he recovers from fatal wounds. Like literal insanity. Deathstroke would draw his sword again. They would both be in feral states slicing each other up.
They’d eventually drop in a big bloody fucking mess. After about a half hour, Wolverine would get up, crack his neck and back, and glance down at his opponent. He’d walk away, wearing Slade’s blood with pride.
“Nice sparrin’ with ya bub.”
Who would win in a fight? Deathstroke or Wolverine? Will be writing about it.
So, this is my realistic take on how this fight would go…
So let’s just say Batman had no prior encounters with Daredevil, since I’m convinced that a prepared Batman is an unstoppable Batman.
I like the idea of this fight because Daredevil’s blindness and fearlessness directly counter Batman’s usual approach: Stalking foes and instilling fear in them. Daredevil is blind, so Batman’s use of the darkness would be useless. Daredevil has fought in the darkness since he was struck blind.
Batman might start off by sneaking around, trying to find an opening. As soon as he would find it, he’d pounce, and Daredevil would counter with ease by connecting his foot with Batman’s face.
Batman would then calculate how hard he was hit and estimate his opponent’s strength. It wouldn’t take much time to realize that Daredevil does not have any super strength.
He’d then throw some batarangs which would be swiftly dodged by Daredevil. Batman would either assume that Daredevil is a highly trained fighter or that he has superhumanly enhanced senses. Nonetheless, Batman would find that he is the better of the two, having fought and beaten what seems like much more dangerous foes.
Daredevil would be on the defensive the entire time. It’s what he does best. He lets his opponents make enough noise to paint a clear picture in his mind. Once his opponent tires himself out (which he’d be able to find out by regulating their heart beats with his super senses) he would use all of his unused energy to pummel the shit out of whoever he’s fighting,
Batman would try to end the fight quickly by throwing 3 smoke bombs around Daredevil. The initial “Pop!” of each bomb would be enough for Daredevil to paint a clear picture of Batman. Batman would try to connect with three hard punches and miss all of them. Daredevil would counter with two slams to Batman’s head with his billy club and one kick to the stomach. Batman would absorb the kick by Daredevil and grab onto his leg, successfully pulling him closer and slamming one into his nose. Daredevil would try to recover just to be punched 3 more times by the Batman. With a quick back flip, Daredevil would evade Batman’s next two punches and create distance between the two.
It is at this point that Daredevil would go on the offensive, not so much because Batman’s heart has shown any signs of fatigue, but because he allowed himself to be hit and is angered because of it.
Daredevil would connect his billy clubs into a staff and take a huge upward swing at Batman. The Dark Knight would attempt to leap over it, but his scrotum would suffer a soft, slightly pleasing graze. He’d giggle and blush for a second; enough time for an angry Daredevil to tackle him to the ground.
While they’re on the ground, Batman would try to test the boundaries between him and Daredevil by softly twisting his left nipple. Daredevil would be a little confused at this point and would react by grabbing Batman’s ass cheek.
Within 2 minutes, both heroes would be wearing nothing but their masks and socks. They eventually would find that Batman has the more dominating personality and adjust accordingly…
It’s epic and is a must-read.
Gonna write about it at like 5
So, this is my realistic take on how this fight would go…
So the fight would start with Bruce Banner already in Hulk form. Let’s just say he’s tearing up Metropolis in one of his all-too-common tantrums.
Superman would immediately take notice and begin to combat the green beast. I’m almost 100% sure Superman would be able to outmatch Hulk at first. He might even think the fight is over after connecting Hulk’s face with a few powerful punches.
After getting his face pounded in a few times, Hulk’s increasing anger would manifest itself when his punches begin to actually damage the Caped Crusader. Superman might attempt to fly away, just to be grabbed and slammed deep into the ground. As Supes attempts to gather himself, the Hulk would probably jump hundreds of feet into the air and slam onto Superman’s already crippled body. The slam would be powerful enough to disconnect Superman from his own ass cheeks. He’d use his lasers to cleanly reattach one cheek but the other would have already been eaten by Hulk at this point.
Angered about having to live with one ass cheek for the remainder of his life, Superman would gather enough strength to punch a hole right through the Hulk’s mid-center, grab his own half-digested ass cheek, and successfully kill Bruce Banner in the process.
So I’m passionate about the music I listen to but hardly write about it. I usually just talk to my girlfriend about the songs or artists I like as a way of releasing my inner feels.
That being said, Tyler the Creator’s “Wolf” is just too great to simply talk about. I’ve listened to it over 8 times now. I had to buy it. I have to write about it.
I want to talk about the song “Answer;” one of the more serious songs on the album. I’m not really gonna criticize the music or even try and pretend like I know why he raps about what he raps on the song. I’d much rather talk about how it made me feel and the thoughts it conjured in my mind.
The song begins with a very simple hook:
“Because when I call
I hope you pick up your phone.
I’d like to talk to you.
The first verse felt very familiar. It was about Tyler’s father, who abandoned him right before he was born. It’s a topic that Tyler has heavily covered, similar to how many times Eminem has rapped about his mother. Tyler spews his hatred towards his father and goes on to rap about how he’s doing fine without him. Very “Inglorious”-esque. He ends the verse by admitting that if he ever had the chance to talk to his father, he would.
The second verse has similar content only it ends with:
“I’d like to tell my grandma, but she’s just nostalgia.
I’ll call her number
But she won’t answer.”
His grandmother has recently passed away.
The third verse is about a heated argument he had with a girl and his hopes to call her and such; a very relatable situation.
I’d like to focus on how hard the first two verses hit me. More importantly, how the image of Tyler calling his biological father and deceased grandmother moved me.
Similar to Tyler, I never got to know my father, only I have no feelings of hatred towards him. My father was shot in the head and died when I was four.
The idea of calling my father is so powerful to me. I wouldn’t fucking know what to say. I know very little about him. I would hope he starts the conversation and would not want it to end.
No, the song isn’t the story of my life, but it painted a picture of me calling my father hoping to get to know him. Hoping to learn to love the man that should have been the one I call “Dad.” But fuck it. I can’t. for the same reason Tyler can’t talk to his grandmother.
I grew up without him. I’m happy without him. I’ll become a good man without him. But if I had the chance to call him, I’d hope he answers,
in my speech class (duh) and want to write about superheroes/comics.
I don’t want to do anything too broad (like the history of comics) or too specific (like a “who is deadpool” speech).
Help me think of a topic?