Posts tagged Superheroes

I’ll post it at like 6.

Who do you think would win?

in my speech class (duh) and want to write about superheroes/comics. 

I don’t want to do anything too broad (like the history of comics) or too specific (like a “who is deadpool” speech). 

Help me think of a topic?

dogpool:

So I’ve only really been to one Halloween party.  It was a couple years ago, when my friends and I went to some sketchy house party in Manhattan.  Being the nerd that I am, I dressed up as Spider-Man. 

The party was going alright.  I didn’t feel like drinking, but everyone else in the party was drunk. 

Then it got really bad.  Kids started doing blow and one kid took out a needle.  I got really nervous and stood as far away as possible. 

Then I heard a loud SWISH and saw a black and red blur.  One kid was then propelled to the wall, landing in a thick cushion of webs.  Another was thrown to a nearby couch. 

Then I saw it.  It was Black Cat and Spider-man causing the ruckus.  I was so excited, I had never seen them before.

Everything seemed to be going fine until I saw the kid with the needle, slowly approaching Black Cat.  As his arm raised to stab her, I ran to tackle him.  I almost got to him when Spidey shot the needle out of his hand.  Black Cat then looked up at the web covered needle that was stuck to the wall, and then quickly at me.  Then she gave me the BIGGEST hug thinking that I was Spider-Man.

After about 6 seconds, she looked up at me.  She was probably surprised to find a little brown boy, fully erect, in her arms. 

“C’mon Cat, stop flirting!” Spidey said as he ran out the back.  She followed after him, turning around just to look at me.  She winked and was gone.

Best Halloween party ever.

-Dogpool