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So, this is my realistic take on how this fight would go…
So the fight would start with Bruce Banner already in Hulk form. Let’s just say he’s tearing up Metropolis in one of his all-too-common tantrums.
Superman would immediately take notice and begin to combat the green beast. I’m almost 100% sure Superman would be able to outmatch Hulk at first. He might even think the fight is over after connecting Hulk’s face with a few powerful punches.
After getting his face pounded in a few times, Hulk’s increasing anger would manifest itself when his punches begin to actually damage the Caped Crusader. Superman might attempt to fly away, just to be grabbed and slammed deep into the ground. As Supes attempts to gather himself, the Hulk would probably jump hundreds of feet into the air and slam onto Superman’s already crippled body. The slam would be powerful enough to disconnect Superman from his own ass cheeks. He’d use his lasers to cleanly reattach one cheek but the other would have already been eaten by Hulk at this point.
Angered about having to live with one ass cheek for the remainder of his life, Superman would gather enough strength to punch a hole right through the Hulk’s mid-center, grab his own half-digested ass cheek, and successfully kill Bruce Banner in the process.
I’ll post it at like 6.
Who do you think would win?